#my bet

[angrybell]

My prediction for the Hunter Biden farce.

He will waive time, be given low bail. He will have a trial in December, after the election. He will then plea to the charges and be given 5 years. On his father’s last day in office - and yes I’m calling the Democrats have Joe pull out at the convention and they parachute in Newsom - in 2024 (i haven’t looked at the calendar) Joe will pardon Hunter. Hunter will have never spent a day in prison because the judge will allow him to be home for the holidays with his hookers and drugs family.

Hunter will also never be charged for any violations of the Income Tax code. He will get some deal where all he has to do is pay a penalty. Special Prosecutor Weiss - who I think has been bought off in some way because nothing he’s done so far is what a honest, honorable prosecutor would do - will make sure its a bulletproof settlement agreement that prevents future prosecutions.

[rileymcgree]

KALVIN PHILLIPS YOU STIPID SLUT

[intercrusher]

this is their foreplay

[sageiii]

hc that every couple months jason texts tim like "hey r you going rogue yet?" "no" "alr lemme know if you change your mind" until one night tim gets this text while he's having an absolute shit week and goes yknow what? why not and suddenly the internet is filled with news that red hood teamed up with an unknown associate to cause chaos(stealing from corrupt billionaire type chaos, not mass murder of innocents type chaos) and said associate randomly shows up again every couple months

[creekfiend]

what's my biggest pet peeve well it's when someone makes a text post on tumblr dot com in which they are trying to romanticize the notion of the livestock guardian dog but they don't know the distinction between a livestock guardian dog and a herding dog and also they've never met a livestock guardian dog and do not realize what their attitudes towards the sheep that they protect actually are

[eydilily]

guys with their respective bugs

[themoonstonechronicler]

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

[thecoolertails]

thanks that was really helpful

[harmonified]

[guttersnarls]

4 hours till Grammis

[heartswithinreach]

sylus always answers your calls. always. no exceptions.

he could be in the middle of a gun fight or a messy interrogation but when he hears the inside joke of a ringtone he set for you, he uses his evol to shackle everyone in place while he answers, calm and collected as can be.

“kitten, it’s late in linkon — you should be sleeping. no, i’m not busy at the moment.” a cold glare is the only warning his enemies get to stay quiet. “what do you need?”

some of the world’s most powerful and feared men have had their final agonizing moments prolonged by listening to the leader of onychinus sweet-talk you.

[kittengutss]

He literally deserves the world

[wishfulsketching]

I hope they danced in the bar as young adults, not stressing over the revolution, just living it up

[anbaisai]

AU where Mostro Lounge launches it as an official sporting event, because Azul smelled the business opportunity (featuring @raven-at-the-writing-desk's Miss Raven with Jade)

(Continuation of the book 4 mystery)

Bonus of the nefarious opportunistic octopus:

[spelllingandthemysteryschool]

BORING! BANAL! PREDICTABLE! CLICHÉ! AND WORST OF ALL… PROFOUNDLY UNCHIC!

[robiniswriting]

david tennant, matt smith, and jodie whittaker: if doctor who calls me and im available I am so there

me: omg yes slay I love that for you

christopher eccleston and peter capaldi: there’s nothing on god’s green earth that makes me want to reprise the role of the doctor on television

me: omg yes slay I love that for you